- Don't sigh. It has to be this way.
- But maybe Karlson dos exist.
Oh..
- This is Karlson!
KARLSON RETURNS
- So... You have a dog as well. Matilda, do you hear?
Very well! Nevermind. I'll make it proper person.
- A-a... - Freken Bok. Bok!
Your smoking may have deleterious effects on my health!
You will have to give up this disgusting habit.
Ok...
So it was you then who placed the advertisement...
that you need a house-keeper?
Honest. With good personality. So here I am!
- But we wanted a governess. - Who do you need govern around here?
What an aggressive dog!
- I hope, Freken Bok that you like children. Yes?
How shall I put it?... With all my heart!
Go now. Work and don't worry.
- I'm going.
- I give you my word that soon, you won't recognise you child.
- Thank you.
- Give me the pastry! first of all, sweets ruin your figure!
Second of all, go to sleep!
Third of all... Do you homework!
What else? I need something else... What a torture it is to educate!
Oh, yes, I remembered! Wash your hands!
- Why do I need to wash them? There is nothing to eat anyway.
- Matilda, do you hear me, my child? Sort out this animal.
But be careful this dog is not hygienic.
- Karlson. Karlson!
- Don't shout. You've scared away all of the fish!
- Hello Karlson! - Hello Junior.
Listen, why won't you ask me where have I been all of this time?
- Where have you been all of this time? - That's more like it. I was visiting my grandma.
You know my grandma...
When she just seen me, she shouts really loud: "My dearest Karlson!"
Then she rushes over and hugs me real strong!
My grandma is the World Champion in hugs.
- Really! - You don't believe me?
- I believe you. But you have returned!
- Returned! But think what you are saying!
How can one fly with this engine?! I nearly fell out of the sky on my way! Listen!
You see?
I urgently need refuelling. Cake with whipped cream will du just fine.
- But I don't think there is a cake... - What? Are you crazy?!
The dear friend flies over from far away... for a minute... And you don't have a cake!
- But we didn't know... - But what did you know?
You needed to have hoped... with all you heart!
- Listen, maybe you'll have... We have a fried sausage...
- Fried?
- Ok, the one will learn to eat all kinds of rubbish once in your place.
Come on, bring over the sausage.
- Oops, I'm locked in. - What? Locked in? Why?
- This house-keeper is some sort of house-tormentor!
- Don't cry! Don't cry! Is it you who's crying or me?
- Me. - I'm not crying.
- Don't. - Listen, who is this house-keeper?
Good evening, my dear friends.
Let's begin our usual program about life of ghosts.
We strongly advise you to take your children.
Today our guests are two...
...well you're going to hear a story about a meeting with the ghost...
savage but cute.
This is how it happened.
- Disgrace. It's disgusting to watch!
So uncultured!
Matilda. Matilda, what are you deaf? I think I'm talking to you!
Have you seen anything like it?! They are showing thieves on a TV!
But I am better! Disgrace!
So, my dear friends...
We ask anyone who know anything about the life of ghost...
...to call our studio. Our phone is two-two-three... three-two-two, two-two-three, three-two-two!
- Don't cry. - I am not.
- Good. Don't worry. Just don' worry!
Listen, take a guess... Who is the World's best tamer of the house-tormentors?
- Who?
- You don't know? - No.
- Of course it's me!
Let's fly!
Listen, why have you lied to me?
- Pardon? - That you're seven years old.
- Why? - Because you weigh the whole eight!
- Where are you? Come out you little mischief.
Strange... He is not here. Here are you! What's going on?
There is a shoe. But there is no child is this shoe!
Where are you?
There have you been?
- We just were flying a little bit with Karlson.
- What do you mean "flying a little bit"?! Like birds flying a little bit?
Ok. Good. Yes... I'll be right back. Just one moment.
I need to take my drops for the head.
Whats is this?
- This is horrible! Listen, this is just terrible.
There is a talking head in your house! There! There, it's looking at us!
- Didn't you ever see a TV? - No.
Listen, but where are his legs?
Hold on, I'll find everything out.
Wow!
We were just eating some pastry here...
Let me introduce myself - Karlson, and this is my little...Where to do?!
I do not play like this!
Stop eating those pastries! You've eaten seven already!
Why are you laughing?! Why are you laughing I'm asking you?!
- You are so funny! - She liked me so much... This is all because of you...
-It's you? Hello my little boy!
This is so wonderful!
What are you doing!
What is this? What is this?! No one's here. No one's here.
Tell me, my dear child... In which ear I hear byzzzzing?
- In your left.
- No, that's wrong. It's buzzzzing in both ears!
I've gone mad... What a pity!
- So you see who's the World's best tamer of the house-tormen...
Finally, it's stopped buzzing.
What's happening?
Head is ok. Chair is here...
- Madam! - I'm mademoiselle by the way.
- Ok, mademoiselle. greetings from the World's best ghost with an engine!
- I've been told not to watch TV the whole day!
Here's the result!
Don't do this! I'm scared!
- Let's introduce ourselves.
- No, I'm afraid of you. - Why so?
- I'm afraid of ghosts.
- Where did she ran away?... I do not play like this! Is she really gone mad?
- Is this television? Yes. Is this the departament for "Live of the ghosts"? Yes.
You know I've just become acquainted with the charming ghost.
Come quickly, I want to tell the World about him!
- I understand! - What do you understand?
- You know Karlson... She wants to be on TV.
- She?! On TV?! - Yes.
This fat house-tormentor wants to climb into this small box?!
It won't happen! She'd need to be folded four times!
No, you don't understand. Let me explane
- Go ahead. - Excuse me. Who is this?!
- This?! This is Karlson!... That lives on the roof!
- Hold on a second. It was you buzzing in ears? You?!
- To be perfectly honest - yes.
- It was you stole my pastries!
- Stop! You milk has boiled over. - Oh my God! The milk has boiled over.
Hold on a second. What milk? i didn't any milk.
You're joking again. So naughty.
It is such a disappoinment that you are not a ghost!
- Why?
- Because represantatives from the television will arrive any minute now.
I've invited then especially to see the ghost. What will I talk them about now?
- What do you mean about what?! What about me? About me!
I'm a smart, handsome, well-nourished man in his prime!
- Yes, but there are plenty of people like this on TV already!
- But I'm also talanted!
Attention! You will get to see... The best in the world... Karlson!
- It's so good that you came! You know... Karlson has returnes!
Let's go! I'll finally introduce him to you!
- Junior, where's your Karlson?
- He flew away! but he promised to return. So nice...
THE END ----------------------- Specially for SFI